mom: i should fix the salad.
me: why should you fix the salad?
[...]
me: [...] i mean, why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if you did, YOU'D BETTER FIX IT!
Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan
1. this was a joke of the "me" in the book. but it stuck in my head.
2. i should try to fix the salad i broke.
3. which is, of course, not salad.
4. we all should try to fix the salad we broke.
5. i read this book in one day. 310 pages. i couldn't stop reading.
6. you should read this book. it's hilarious.
7. attention:
a) it contains a lot of cussing. i didn't mind.
b) if you're not okay with homosexuality you probably shouldn't read it...
c) ...or probably you should read it because of that.
d) never mind. i don't mind if you do not agree with homosexuality.
e) as long as you don't hurt/insult/etc. people who are gay.
Thanks.
I do what I do, you do what you do and let's agree to disagree when we don't agree. :)
-Hope
And I'm not only talking about homosexuality. This "rule" is true for [almost] everything.