we should fix the salad.

mom: i should fix the salad. 

me: why should you fix the salad?

[...]

me: [...] i mean, why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if you did, YOU'D BETTER FIX IT!

Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan

1. this was a joke of the "me" in the book. but it stuck in my head.

2. i should try to fix the salad i broke.

3. which is, of course, not salad.

4. we all should try to fix the salad we broke.

5. i read this book in one day. 310 pages. i couldn't stop reading.

6. you should read this book. it's hilarious.

7. attention:

a) it contains a lot of cussing. i didn't mind.

b) if you're not okay with homosexuality you probably shouldn't read it...

c) ...or probably you should read it because of that.

d) never mind. i don't mind if you do not agree with homosexuality.

e) as long as you don't hurt/insult/etc. people who are gay.

Thanks. 

 I do what I do, you do what you do and let's agree to disagree when we don't agree. :) 

                                                        -Hope

And I'm not only talking about homosexuality. This "rule" is true for [almost] everything.